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:D :rolleyes: ;) :)


For another take on current events-Read on:

> (We take you now to the Oval Office.)
>
> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
>
> George: Great. Lay it on me.
>
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>
> George: That's what I want to know.
>
> Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>
> George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
>
> Condi: Yes.
>
> George: I mean the fellow's name.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The guy in China.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The new leader of China.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The Chinaman!
>
> Condi: Hu is leading China.
>
> George: Now whaddaya asking me for?
>
> Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
>
> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>
> Condi: That's the man's name.
>
> George: That's whose name?
>
> Condi: Yes.
>
> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
> China?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
> East.
>
> Condi: That's correct.
>
> George: Then who is in China?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir is in China?
>
> Condi: No, sir.
>
> George: Then who is?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir?
>
> Condi: No, sir.
>
> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>
> Condi: Kofi?
>
> George: No, thanks.
>
> Condi: You want Kofi?
>
> George: No.
>
> Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
> then get me the U.N.
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>
> Condi: Kofi?
>
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>
> Condi: And call who?
>
> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>
> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>
> George: Will you stay out of China?!
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
>
> Condi: Kofi.
>
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>
> (Condi picks up the phone.)
>
> Condi: Rice here.
>
> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
> send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
food in the Middle East?
 

pete

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One should not have to laugh that hard this early in the morning!!!!
 

isa

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Foodnfoto can you please tell me who is Condi??



I can't get that song out of my head I keep going around singing it's time to ....
 
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Isa--
Condi is a nickname for Condoleeza Rice, the National Security Advisor to President Bush-

(also known as "the shrub")
 
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HILARIOUS ..... ITS NOW DOING THE ROUNDS OVER HERE TOO.
DOES ANYONE KNOW PRESIDENT CHIRACS E MAIL ADRRESS OR FOR THAT MATTER SADDAMS ?
 

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