A friend of mine posted this on facebook: I must need a break. I just read a comment that included the phrase "vigilante cooks" [sic - presuming the comment was intended to read "vigilante kooks"]. Now my mind is awhirl with an image of a mob of guys with pencil-thin mustaches and bad French accents, wearing chefs' whites, armed with wire whisks and Sabatier knives, torching fast-food restaurants and demanding fresh, local ingredients. "Liberte! Egalite! Le Creuset!"