The solution to all your employees' problems in the kitchen

Discussion in 'The Late Night Cafe (off-topic)' started by kuan, Sep 30, 2002.

  1. kuan

    kuan Moderator Staff Member

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    Problem: "Chef, I have to take my wife to the doctor today"
    Solution: Chop faster

    Problem: "Chef, they just increased the count on this banquet and there's only an hour to service"
    Solution: Chop faster

    Problem: "Chef, the dishwasher called in sick"
    Solution: Chop faster, and then help out with the dishes

    Problem: "Chef, they forgot to deliver the potatoes"
    Solution: Run to the store, then come back and chop faster

    Problem: "Chef, they just took a nine top and a ten top at 11am"
    Solution: Chop faster....

    :)

    Chop faster

    Kuan
     
  2. suzanne

    suzanne

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    Oh, YES!

    :D :D :D :D :D :D
     
  3. eds77k5

    eds77k5

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    i liked the one about the banquet count, that's happened too many times, or they come in the kitchen with a contract in their sweaty little hands and plead for mercy, can you do this today? ha, like we are magicians with banquets up our sleeves, i guess i thrive on this kind of stuff though;)
     
  4. moxiefan

    moxiefan

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    Ha. The powers that be where I work call 'em banquet execution orders... as if we've got bunches of banquets hanging around, and just need to execute them. I was thinking about this just the other day... semantics, maybe, but it all came back with you're image of pulling a banquet out of your sleeve.

    Regards,
    P
     
  5. culinarian247

    culinarian247

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    Those two words are like the basics we learn.......CHOP FASTER!

    Chef, I'm bleeding: Get a band-aid, put it on, chop faster.

    Thanks Kuan, that really works! :D
     
  6. leo r.

    leo r.

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    Get a band-aid Jeff,some places over here will sack you for having the audacity to bleed in the firms time!Leo.:chef: