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I have to announce you my dear friends that Elfs got out of their nests under the earth last night and they are among us by Last Night!!!
As every yar they will stay until the 6th of January when Jesus will be baptised and the Holly Water will drag them away
Beware!!! They came to destroy our cookies by stepping on them with their dirty goat legs
They came to drive the little old ladies crazy by putting the fire in the fireplace off
They came to eat the tongues of notty children
And many many more bad things
You have to take some precautions if you do not want to be in trouble with the Elfs
You have to stay silent while you make cookies, especially the children...
You should not open the door without being certain who is waiting outside ( Elfs immitate the voices of your relatives and friends so be carefull)
You have to put a dry piece of wood out side your door.
This wood is absolutely anti-evil and anti-elf...
I will be back with anti-elf recipes but I have to go bake now in silence...
No singing... just dancing...
As every yar they will stay until the 6th of January when Jesus will be baptised and the Holly Water will drag them away
Beware!!! They came to destroy our cookies by stepping on them with their dirty goat legs
They came to drive the little old ladies crazy by putting the fire in the fireplace off
They came to eat the tongues of notty children
And many many more bad things
You have to take some precautions if you do not want to be in trouble with the Elfs
You have to stay silent while you make cookies, especially the children...
You should not open the door without being certain who is waiting outside ( Elfs immitate the voices of your relatives and friends so be carefull)
You have to put a dry piece of wood out side your door.
This wood is absolutely anti-evil and anti-elf...
I will be back with anti-elf recipes but I have to go bake now in silence...
No singing... just dancing...
