Recipe Remedies: In which I attempt to document my experiments with food

I tweak recipes. It's just what I do. For our all's entertainment, I thought I'd start posting some of my... successes and failures.

And quiches. So, so many quiches.

 

I'll get to quiches another day. Today's experiment: adding butternut squash to a perfectly good pastitsio because it's fall and Assassin's Creed Odyssey is out.

Huh. I should have taken pictures. I'll upload some tomorrow.

For once, I didn't do anything different other than the intended change, adding an ingredient.

Well, I didn't change anything I haven't changed before... I have a gluten thing, so I eat gluten free. Brown rice penne and white rice flour replaced the wheat pasta and flour. Somewhere someone started a rumor that rice flour rues are unstable and grainy. These are both lies. I've made this recipe so many times, I only reference the ingredient list for the spices. The white sauce is smooth, delicious, and I've even used it for regular macaroni and cheese (subbing cheddar). Whoever started that rumor, go eat a brick.

What else have I changed? I left out the eggs because I like the smoother texture in the white sauce. I also subbed pork for the lamb because I'm in college and can't afford lamb. ;(

I may have a problem. However, my Frankenitsio is delicious.

Then I added roasted squash. Now, it's still good, but the flavor balance is off. I love the combination of pork, pumpkin, and pecorino, and when you bake all that in a casserole, yeah, that's fall. Now, the simplest answer is leave out the squash. I had a perfectly good recipe before I messed it up. Why add stuff?

Because the squash was there.

 

Oh hey, I took pictures of leftovers. I know leftovers aren't as sexy as the original dish, but it's a casserole. Casseroles are about as sexy as old hoodies anyway.

winter squash pastitsio 2 by rittenremedy posted Oct 8, 2018 at 1:07 PM

winter squash pastitsio 1 by rittenremedy posted Oct 8, 2018 at 1:07 PM

Honestly though, I agree with sgsvirgil. Most of my meddling involves taking unnecessary ingredients out, not adding them in. Maybe that'll be the next incarnation of this recipe.

 

Hopefully I fixed the image permissions.

Thanks for visiting, sgmchef! I wasn't sure when I started this thread that it was the sort of thing that would be welcome on this site. I know it's more for professionals than random people making casseroles at home, but it's just for fun. I think we learn at least as much from failure as success, so maybe at least it'll provide a laugh for an old chef.

And if my cooking gets better, awesome.

 

Dumpling Disaster​

This week I revisited a failed recipe from the past: pierogis. In the interest of a real experiment this time, I picked a recipe and attempted to stick to it as closely as possible while making it to gluten free. Unfortunately, my ex still has my stand mixer, so mixing the dough was a huge pain and probably contributed to the... lack of overwhelming success.

The original recipe, which I forgot, called for something along the lines of 2 cups of flour, half a cup of water and some oil. In order to make this safe for me to eat and in an attempt to create a baseline, I used only one "flour mix" which was Bob's all-purpose gluten free. I swapped 240 grams of flour and added 1/2 teaspoon xanthin gum.

Because this dough needs to be strong, I used the same method I use to make pie dough. The idea is to add hot liquid to the flour so the gum has time to hydrate fully, and the heat helps to gelatinize some of the starch, making a more stable, flexible gluten free dough. Then the flour is cooled and cold butter added like normal. It works great for pie, just don't make it in front of anyone who knows better than you.

I also swapped an equal volume of water for 1 egg, which I added during the "butter step." I didn't use any oil and relied on the egg to provide fat and some extra strength.

This is where it went wrong. The dough was WEEEEEET. The downside of adding the liquid first is the inability to adjust the hydration after the egg is added. I had to add a lot of extra flour, and without a machine, the dough was incredibly difficult to get smooth. Then, because it was gluten free, still too wet, and unevenly mixed, rolling was a mess.

In the end, the dumplings got made. The dough held together, but was thick and fragile. The flavor of the finished product was actually delicious. The filling was ground pork, onion, apple, black pepper, and a bit of cinnamon. So, so good. The dough was actually nicely savory from the bean flour (and adequate salt, my one unexpected success). The chew was actually nice, just too thick. They were edible, but nowhere close to letting anyone else eat them.

Thoughts

1. Normally gluten free flour is much thirstier than wheat flour. I was surprised the dough was too wet. If I ever make these again, after I get my mixer back, I'll probably forgo the pie method until I get the correct amount of liquid more or less nailed down.
2. I really, really want to see what happens if I halve the flour with sweet rice flour. I want a thinner dough, and I like think the mix of bean-based AP and chewy mochiko could really work out.

 

OMG that's such a good idea. I need to try this!

 

I haven't played it myself, but I've been watching and it's on my list once I get my computer. You should check out some streams on YouTube. The guy I follow is Japic O'Death. He does a lot of Assassins Creed and pretty adventure games.

 

It's been awhile since an experiment that deserves reporting here. Not that I haven't, because I can't resist, but with holidays and school starting back up, I haven't had the time for anything beyond playing with flour ratios in biscuits. I should post my gluten free experiments here. I look for low cost, simplicity, and reliability, so maybe one of the pros could actually use the information.

Anyway, I'm thinking about playing with that pastitsio again. I swear I've only made one casserole since the original post (kale and pecorino, I needed a cheap offset to Christmas dinner). I should try ChefBryan's suggestion of squash mornay, but I had this crazy idea I can't find any examples of on the internet. What would happen if I ground eggplant like lamb/pork? Would it turn to mush? I don't know. I have to find out.