Customer walking into our 24 hour diner and asking "When do you open?" Phone call: "Are your t-shirts 100% cotton?" Phone Call: "Do you have soup?" Customer: "How long do you cook the chicken fingers for?" Customer standing next to our credit card machine: "Do you take credit cards?" Phone Call: "Do you have take out? Im looking at your menu and wondered if you did." ....had to put him on hold so I could laugh since he was holding our take out menu....which says takeout & delivery in bright red letters. Customer: "Can I park outside?" I really couldn't believe the last question....had to ask her to repeat herself.