Random thoughts

Discussion in 'The Late Night Cafe (off-topic)' started by bazza, Oct 17, 2011.

  1. bazza

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    10 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no jobs, no cash and no hope. FFS don't let Kevin Bacon die!
     
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  2. chefedb

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    Very good.

    In my day closets were for hanging your clothes, not coming out of .!
     
  3. petemccracken

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    In my day, what one did in a bedroom, stayed in the bedroom, only those without couth broadcasted their activities.
     
  4. bazza

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    Speaking of couth, farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels 
     
  5. shnooky

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    That's ironic, elevator and levels, I see what you did there.
     
  6. boar_d_laze

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    Not irony.  A pun.  Puns are often leaden, but seldom ironic. 

    BDL
     
  7. left4bread

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  8. neptune

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    I believe it was Red Skelton who said: "Puns are the #1 form of humor."

    "And one is the lowest number there is."
     
  9. just jim

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    Haikus are easy.

    But sometimes they don't make sense.

    Refrigerator.
     
  10. bazza

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    Now that is random and a free gift is definitely ironic.
     
  11. chefross

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    HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

    Here's one that I realized some time ago......

    Being rich doesn't make you smart.

    Going to college doesn't give you common sense either....
     
  12. petalsandcoco

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    Expected to know
    all the dishes, servers eat
    the entire menu.

    Petals.
     
  13. phatch

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    We were listening to the Smothers Brothers this summer as we drove through Monument Valley. They had performed "Michael Row Your Boat Ashore".

    Whether they heard it wrong or intentionally spun it in a Pokemon style,  my son sang  a little later "Michael Rode a Bulbasaur"
     
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  14. boar_d_laze

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    My God, Phatch.  I must

    object to grandma humor. 

    Go and get the strap.

    BDL
     
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