For those who don't now, the UK Department of Education is going through a massive indoctrinatory "British Values" phase to enforce patriotism and supposedly weed out Islamic extremism, and my school's annual cake competition and sale has the theme of "Best of Britain." Now, I've had the idea to make a cake themed around atrocities committed or supported by the UK in the last fifty years or so, for example: the military coup to instate the Shah in Iran instead of the democratically elected president, the crushing of the Mau Mau rebellion, giving unconditional support to Colonel Pinochet in Chile and Aparteid in South Africa via Margaret Thatcher and our current partnership with Saudi Arabia etc etc yet more damn etc. What can I do? If bring in something that looks un-British, I won't be allowed to enter, and I can't put in too much gory detail because Year 7 will be there. Thanks in advance for any ideas.