Morning Chuckle

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Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town.

After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel .

The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, 'go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, i'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference.'

the manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home the first man says, 'you know, i think my girl was dead!'
'dead?' says his friend, 'why do you say that?'

'well, she never moved or made a sound all the time i was loving her.'
his friend says, 'could be worse i think mine was a witch.'
'a witch ??. . Why the **** would you say that?'

'well, i was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and i gave her a little bite, then she farted, flew out the window and took my teeth with her!
 

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Loosing A Friend

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends"
 

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**WARNING** For Adult only

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong

'Yes, Nurse,' said Mr. Wallace
'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied,
'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

'Well ,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
 
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One old friend was talking to another.

"You know Joe drowned the other day?" said the first friend.

"Really - you gotta be kidding me! What happened?" asked the other friend.

Came the reply: "Well, he was eating a bowl of muesli, and a strong currant pulled him in!"

Boom boom:crazy:
 
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