Management Speak manager says: A number of different approaches are being tried manager means: We are still grasping at straws manager says: We're working on a fresh approach to the problem manager means: We just hired three kids fresh out of CIA manager says: Close project coordination manager means: We know who to blame manager says: Major culinary breakthrough manager means: It tastes OK, but looks GREAT Manager says: Customer satisfaction upon delivery is assured Manger means: We are so far in the weeds that the customer is happy to get it delivered manager says: Preliminary menu tests were inconclusive manager means: The darn thing caught fire when we put it in the oven manager says: The new concept results were extremely gratifying manager means: We are so surprised that the stupid thing works manager says: The entire concept will have to be abandoned manager means: The only person who understood whats going on quit manager says: It is in process manager means: It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is hopeless manager says: We'll look into it managermeans: Forget it! I have enough problems for now manager says: Please read and initial manager means: Let's spread the responsibility for the mistake manager says: Give us the benefit of your thoughts manager means: Chef we'll listen to what you say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already decided manager says: Give us your interpretation manager means: I can't wait to hear this! manager says: See me/Let's Discuss manager means: Come into my office, I'm lonely manager says: All new! manager means: Ingeredients used in the new menu are not available or not in the current inventory design manager says: Rustic manager means: Too heavy eat! manager says: Light fare manager means: Lighter than rustic manager says: Years of building the right team manager means: One finally worked manager: Increased labor and food cost savings manager means: When the restaurant is closed manager says: Quick sauce preparation manager means: Impossible to fix if broken manager says: Adjusted menu during testing manager means: We hit it with more salt manager says: It took some persuasion. manager means: We hit it several times with a rolling pin. manager says: It must be in the new budget analysys. manager means: I have no ****ing clue what I am doing... but I'm going to take the credit for it can anyone contribute or relate?