what like swamp butt? Only when it's over 95 degrees outside and I am in jeans all day doing yardwork. In the kitchen I wear full cotton boxer briefs (not boxers, need some support) and 50/50 cotton/poly chef pants, baggy ones. Got to breathe down there or your in trouble. Take a shower at the end of every shift and towel dry, then don't get dressed if you have the privacy or just wear the towel.
Girls aren't immune from that and I have found that baggy breathable pants, cotton undies both upstairs and down go a long way towards keeping comfortable in the heat of things. Being a smallish girl (think Lauren Bacall.. tallish and slim) I can get away with the cotton sports bras with no worries of giving the boys an unexpected show!
It reminds me of the time when the cooks really ticked me off,-long story- They used to keep a box of cornstrach in the freezer for just such occasions. I went in there and filled the cornstarch box with powdered sugar. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
I love the Anti-Monkey Butt powder! /img/vbsmilies/smilies/lol.gif If you can' find it, try Gold Bond EXTRA STRENGTH powder (green container). It's sold everywhere plus it clears up the itch overnight.