Italian Anisette Cookies

Discussion in 'Food & Cooking' started by lumpia, Nov 6, 2002.

  1. lumpia

    lumpia

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    An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkle cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed.

    Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen.

    Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in Heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite anisette sprinkle cookies.

    Was it Heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Italian wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wonderous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.

    The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife............

    "Back off!" she said, "They're for the funeral."

    ******Source: From An E-mail From A Friend Of Mine:D ********
     
  2. alexia

    alexia

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    :D :D :D
     
  3. w.debord

    w.debord

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    Great last line!:bounce:
     
  4. shawtycat

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    :bounce: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :smiles:
     
  5. lumpia

    lumpia

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    Glad you enjoyed it!:D
     
  6. nicko

    nicko Founder of Cheftalk.com Staff Member

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    That was great thanks for sharing it.
     
  7. isa

    isa

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    LOL.....

    Good one Lumpia!