I have revolutionized wine drinking in a bubble bath

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This is the new shower beer, lemme tell you. Simply pour your favorite spanish wine into a porron, and bring it in the bubble bath with you.

The usual fears of porron drinking are spilling, staining, and looking like a fool.  Those are gone!  Getting up for a refill during your bath and getting everything wet is not an issue either.  It holds a whole bottle of wine.


You're welcome!
 
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I had my first porron experience this weekend, apparently natural talent, I managed to not spill a drop of the 3 bottles of wine I drank.
 
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The key is to be fearless.  Also don't wear a white shirt drinking red wine.

One more thing!  You won't get bath water into your drink. 
 
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The key is to be fearless.  Also don't wear a white shirt drinking red wine.

One more thing!  You won't get bath water into your drink. 
Ummm, if I'm in a bubble bath, won't I be in my BIRTHDAY SUIT?!  /img/vbsmilies/smilies/smiles.gif  HA!

Hmm, now you've got me thinkin'... would a porron work with sparkling wine, I mean

after all, you are indulging in a BUBBLE bath /img/vbsmilies/smilies/lol.gif
 
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Exactly! That's why you won't worry about spillage.   I've never tried one with sparkling anything, but I guess I will try with seltzer and report back.   One feature of the porron is that you can leave it out as a decanter with a cork on for quite a long time with no ill effect to your wine. So if you don't finish what's in there, just put the cork on and drink it tomorrow. With bubbly it would go flat.
 

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