Hello Everyone, Cooks hate me.

Discussion in 'New User Introductions' started by godofcookery, Dec 9, 2014.

  1. godofcookery

    godofcookery

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    I think 99.99% people in this world are horrible cooks. I love to talk bad about how people cook. Other than that I am a nice guy. I keep my mouth shut and not complain about food so I will have more friends that way. I am known to bring the worst in chefs.

    I joined this forum to find good cookware,a wok for stir fry, is that a problem?

    I am a kitchen warrior, I never bothered to learn how to cook, so I taught myself how.


    Screw the rules. I am the Kitchen Lord.

    All Recipes are made to fail.

    I hope you enjoyed my little Intro.
     
  2. chefboyog

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    I enjoyed the picture.
    Thanks!

    The words could have used some wit.

    Good luck on your wok search!
     
  3. foodpump

    foodpump

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    Hmmm, most unique intro I've come across in the 10-odd years I've been on this site. 

    It shouldn't bother you what other people think of you or your cooking then, eh?
     
  4. mikeswoods

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    Welcome---99% are horrible? Makes me think of the story about the princess and the pea.

    ---This is a 'show me' world--I look forward to your posts---Mike---
     
  5. kaneohegirlinaz

    kaneohegirlinaz

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    Aloha Kaua

    Welcome to you

    You're funny! I'm sure that you're joking around, we all love a good laugh `round here. A ole pilikia, no trouble.

    A hui hou

    until we meet
     
  6. lildcheff

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    You need to read kitchen confidential great book I think you would injoy it
     
  7. godofcookery

    godofcookery

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    Anthony Bourdain, I know that guy, his wife does not approve of his cooking! I think I want to fight his handsome wife.

    Thank you but I don't need a book, I'll use water and fire as my main ingredients.
     
  8. fablesable

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    Thank goodness I am part of the 0.01% of the population that isn't a horrible cook /img/vbsmilies/smilies/tongue.gif  

    Although....
    Oxymoron much?
     
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  9. everydaygourmet

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    Funny stuff @Fablesable! I kind of liked the "I'll use water and fire" quote. So what i'm going for here is hot water, gotta check the ingredients, let's see, water, check, fire check, nailed it!,

    There is a movie called the god of cookery which a con artist poses as a celebrity chef in judgment of others gets exposed, BUT, redeems himself by creating a street dish called "pissing beef balls", no really!

    Anyway @GodOfCookery  you're pretty funny!, hope amusing was what you were going for, best of luck and welcome to CT.

    Dying to see how that whole water and fire thing turns out for you, the suspense is killin me!

    Cheers!

    EDG
     
  10. nicko

    nicko Founder of Cheftalk.com Staff Member

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    uhh.. .well welcome I think? Let us know if you have any questions about the forum, seems like you know everything about cooking. 
     
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