Happy birthday Momoreg

Discussion in 'The Late Night Cafe (off-topic)' started by cape chef, Jul 7, 2005.

  1. cape chef

    cape chef

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    I hope your birthday is as sweet as you.

    All my best
    CC
     
  2. phoebe

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    Here's wishing you a luscious day. :D
     
  3. chrose

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  4. momoreg

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    Wow, guys, my birthday passed and I hardly noticed it until now. Thanks for the wishes, and the lovely song, chrose, you crazy guy!
     
  5. chrose

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    Mich,
    Apparently the Swedish Chef caught wind of the posts here and sent a message to you:
    Noo, toodie wee well meg dee chocolate mooose. Step oone, geet a
    five-pound block oof chocolate.
    5 lb. chocolate hefted onto table.

    Step twoo, get dee mooose. Heer, mooosee mooosee mooosee mooosee!
    moose walks into kitchen.

    Step three, put dee mooose een dee bleender.
    moose looks quizically as chef puts moose in blender, head first.
    Nuutice: dee bleender cun't hundel dee entlers. Put dee entlers een
    last.
    chef reverses moose, puts back in blender. Moose raises front legs
    in "why me?" gesture

    Chef pulls antlers out of blender

    Seeve dee entlers, yoo cun use dem fur furks.

    Steep three: cuut chocolate eentoo leetle bite-size peeces. Heer, we
    uuse a cleever.
    Chef attempts to chop chocolate block with meat cleaver, but only
    succeeds in breaking the cleaver.


    Dees is guud chocolate. Weell, eef at furst yuu dun't succeed, pass
    dee buck. Get dee asseesteent. Aseesteent!
    Miss Piggy, in chef's hat and apron, enters kitchen.
    Asseesteent, pulees cuut dee chocolate eentoo leedle bite-size peeces.
    Miss Piggy karate-chops chocolate block into little pieces, leaving
    chocolate all over counter.


    Theenk yooo, asseestent.
    Miss Piggy leaves. Chef uses dustpan and broom to collect chocolate pieces

    Steep fuur, put chocolate een weeth moose, und bleend egen.
    dumps dumps chocolate into blender, and turns it on. He has
    forgotten to place the lid on the blender, however, and chocolate
    moose begins to cover the chef and his kitchen.


    Allweeys remembur oone uf twoo theengs. Eether puut dee leed on dee
    bleender, ur meg shuur det yuur diiners ur een dee keetchen.
    Collects chocolate moose from his apron using his finger, then tastes
    it.


    Uum! Dees ees guud mooosee!
     
  6. panini

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    Sorry I'm late
    Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!! 24?
    Jeff
     
  7. lotuscakestudio

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    Happy Belated Birthday! How did I forget??? Your birthday is the day after mine! I was actually going to start a thread on July 5, but I thought, "No, wait until her birthday actually starts", then life got busy... we closed on a house. WOO HOO. Oh yeah, I'm 30 now and strange how I expected life to go downhill from here, but life has never been better. I don't even need Botox... not just yet. Haha.
     
  8. jim berman

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    Happy, happy birthday. It was great getting to dine with you this year... where's our next gathering?
     
  9. momoreg

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    Thanks, everyone,
    Jim, that's a good idea. We should brainstorm something for this fall. I believe I'm seeing Panini in Oklahoma this October, for the wedding cake Expo. :D

    Lotus, you have a better memory than I do, but then you're a tad younger ;) . I didn't remember that your birthday was July 6th. Happy Birthday to you too! Were there any festivities for your birthday??
     
  10. headless chicken

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    LoL omg that guy sounds like me!

    Happy BDay Momoreg and many more to come.
     
  11. lotuscakestudio

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    Low key birthday celebrating since buying an old house = poor house since money is going towards renovations. We closed a week after my bday so it was like one big birthday present. I have pined to live in this particular neighborhood (very close to the best bike ride path in the world) and this particular street (just b/c I think the name sounds really cool) for a few years now. And the house (rowhome) is perfect despite it's age. Perfect size and layout. End unit with a small side yard which is great b/c I always wanted more than a postage stamp, but I didn't want to take care of some big property either. I am nagging hubby for a roof deck for my 31st bday. Heehee.
     
  12. momoreg

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    Congrats, LCS! Sounds like a great birthday to me!! :bounce: