My god, is it that time again already?! Seems like it was only yesterday that you turned 40
Well a very Happy Birthday to my favorite CT'r and just so you don't think that we don't understand you here are a few comments that the rest of the people on CT have said about you:
We know that "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative.
Really those adult diapers are actually kind of convenient.
Aren't you glad that all of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
You complain that your gelatin is too tough.
Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments." (boy don't I know that one!)
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
It takes twice as long to look half as good.
It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
Someone compliments you on your layered look.... and you're wearing a bikini.
The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style.
The pharmacist has become you new best friend.
The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.
There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
Things you buy now won't wear out.
Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.