An early Ask Dr. Science from @ 15 years ago asked the question "What is SPAM?" the doctors' right-on-target answer was that SPAM is an acronym for Scientifically Produced Animal Matter. Spams are animals with no hair, bones or teeth, that when butchered fall into little, easy to process cubes. He predicted that science would breed animals that would be able to on command jump right out of your pantry cupboard and into your microwave and be able to shut the door behind them! What a visionary!
This type of forward-thinking will revolutionize the foodservice industry.
Pete, I thought that was hilarious- food that has come to terms with the fact it was meant to be eaten. Heres' one for you- "I'm not a carnivore, I'm an activist in the 'Animals' Right to Die' movement!" Hey PETA- Get on board, and pass the ketchup!!!!