This one is just for fun. i was reading Headless Chicken's thread 'cooking isn't everything' . What is the craziest/ most lame excuse someone has ever told you when you asked them out ??. I remember back in high school, this girl told me that she couldn't go out with me one saturday night because she had to give her dog a bath. Another girl was a little more blunt, she told me she couldn't go out with me because she was waiting for someone she liked to ask her.