THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ANY CRISIS >Indecision is the key to flexibility. >There is always one more son-of-a-b!tch than you counted on. >There is absolutely NO substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. >Happiness is merely the remission of pain. >Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. >Sometimes too much to drink is not enough. >The facts, although they may be interesting, are irrelevant. >The careful application of terror is also a form of communication. >Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. >Things are more like they are today than they ever were before. >Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for. >Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. >Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. >I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. >This is probably as bad as it can get, but don't count on it. >If you think that there's good in everyone, you haven't met everyone. >All other things equal, fat people use more soap. >If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. >One seventh of your life is spent on Mondays. >By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. >Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. >The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.