Feeling Stressed?

Discussion in 'The Late Night Cafe (off-topic)' started by flattop, Feb 21, 2011.

  1. flattop

    flattop

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    THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ANY CRISIS
     

    >Indecision is the key to flexibility.

    >There is always one more son-of-a-b!tch than you counted on.

    >There is absolutely NO substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

    >Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

    >Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

    >Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.

    >The facts, although they may be interesting, are irrelevant.

    >The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.

    >Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

    >Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.

    >Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

    >Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

    >Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

    >I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

    >This is probably as bad as it can get, but don't count on it.

    >If you think that there's good in everyone, you haven't met everyone.

    >All other things equal, fat people use more soap.

    >If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

    >One seventh of your life is spent on Mondays.

    >By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

    >Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

    >The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
     
     
  2. foodpump

    foodpump

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    Flattop!! Welcome back

    I liked Groucho Marx's comments:
    "Dying!  That's the last thing I want to do"
     
  3. pastryhall

    pastryhall

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    Priceless

    Some of these are making us dispatchers in a better mood.