The perfect pick-me-up for a slow night on the water, this entertaining collection of nautical flotsam and jetsam dives headlong into the subject of sex at sea. It covers everything from basic, need-to-know information like how sex works under water, what penalties there are for having sex on the beach, and which Baywatch babes are silicone-free to questions that would make Popeye blush: How many penises does a shark have? Which fish perform fellatio? Do lonely sailors have sex with each other? Wading even further into the briny depths, it ponders the unfathomable: How do mermaids reproduce? Why does the Christian Socialist Union, one of Germany’s most conservative political parties, sell bikinis? And what in the world is Tentacle Erotica? Answering these questions and more, The Little Book of the Sea: Sex is a delight for avid sailors and curious landlubbers alike.